the simple indian life (tues)

Help me out here.

Elizabeth Hurley is staying in the same hotel as I am.

Apparently, she's getting married in India.

I'm just dying to meet her.

She's simply gorgeous. And I love that accent.

Every time I'm taking the lift, I'm just hoping that the door will open to have her standing in front of me.

So I'm thinking: What do you say to the most beautiful woman in the world?

I don't want to say like How are you or How's your day. You don't say that to beautiful women right?

If I tell her she's beautiful, it's just gonna come out cheesy man. It never worked for me in the past.

You know what, if you don't come out something for me, I think the best option is to speak Cantonese when I see her.

She won't know a word I'm saying. She'll just think that I'm exotic, cute and funny. She'll probably just greet me a bit but that won't work cos she thinks I don't understand English.

So, just to overcome that language barrier, she'll probably reach out and kiss me.

And maybe give me her room number.

A man can dream.